The Statue

“The Deity suddenly came across a statue of Glory. It was said that if one gave a silent prayer there a wish would come true. What most mortals did not understand however, was that the prayer had to be performed whilst doing a pose of Epicness. The Deity, had upon his creation been granted the wisdom of the Allfather, and thus he knew that in order to bring Glory to all of his loyal True Friends he had to strike a pose so beautiful that the sun smiled and the stars wept. The very soul of his homeland then saw fit to grant Him the admiration and love of all.”